Honestly, the international media – including Indian Media – could amalgamate the best aspects of all the players and remodel its reportage on current affairs. ... Who knows soon the world will watch debates as a regular style of news presentation ... and Bollywood type songs and dances could become a routine in Hollywood ... ;)
Sunday, December 1, 2013
Indian Media and Bollywood
Honestly, the international media – including Indian Media – could amalgamate the best aspects of all the players and remodel its reportage on current affairs. ... Who knows soon the world will watch debates as a regular style of news presentation ... and Bollywood type songs and dances could become a routine in Hollywood ... ;)
Friday, March 26, 2010
MSY: Mulayam Seeti Yadav

“… Dekh lena, ab udyog-patiyon aur afsaron ki ladkiyan parliament mein ayengi, jinhen dekh kar ladke seeti bajaenge! …”
When translated into English:
“… Mark my words. Henceforth, you will see daughters of industrialists and bureaucrats come in the parliament, and watching whom men will whistle…” … So what if he is perennially surrounded by – and surviving because of - industrialists and bureaucrats, their daughters and daughter-in-laws included (Tina Ambani, Jaya Bachchan, et al.).
Can you believe it?!
I couldn’t for a moment. But then I did. Because, I understood. Thereafter, I did not feel any outrage or astonishment towards Mulayam S. Yadav’s otherwise outrageous outburst.
Just take a look at MSY’s background and you too will share my sentiments about the whole issue. MSY is an OBC. (OBC: “Other Backward Classes” got twisted by politicians like MSY to suit their aspirations to “Other Backward Castes”!).
Just recall that amongst the “factors” attributed for certain “castes” to be classified as an OBC – Yadavs included – their historic “backwardness” in all spheres of life was the primary one. Thus, one can simply understand how he would have been raised amongst poverty where meeting ones ends could have been of prime concern; education and cultured upbringing being purely incidental. Poor, MSY :(
Therefore, my fellow Indians, why should we feel offended by his crazy comment about women or women’s reservation bill, or on any subject of importance for that matter?
MSY echoed only what he is been reared to practice, and, preach! Imagine, MSY on his “trademark” bi-cycle, in his dhoti-kurta, roaming on streets, ogling at women and enjoying himself by whistling and making catcalls! …
Nevertheless, I have some tips for the women in the Parliament; I mean the women MPs (Sonia Gandhi, Meira Kumar, Brinda Karat, Sushma Swaraj, …). Next time the parliamentary session convenes, they all should show some “Gandhigiri”: they must present a “seeti” (whistle) to all male colleagues, MSY included, and welcome MSY with "seetis" (whistles) and make his feel “at home”! I am sure, their noble gesture will not be forgotten by MSY in this lifetime, and beyond too perhaps!
I bet, the first thing MSY will do post his encounter with the women-kind would be to rush – on his bi-cycle with a seeti between his lips - to file for two affidavits: one, to change his middle name from Singh to Seeti; two, to apply for change in his party’s symbol from bi-cycle to, again, Seeti !
So, everybody sing along:
“Hothon ko karke gol, seeti bajake bol! Mulayam Seeti Yadav, naam hai mera! Seeti bajana aurton pe, kaam hai mera! Mulayam Seeti Yadav …”
When translated into English:
“Make your lips round and whistle. Mulayam Whistle Yadav is my name; whistling at women is my work; Mulayam Whistle Yadav …”
God save India.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Behen Mayawati and Bee-tide Story

I don’t know from where to start.
I think I should start by thanking Timesnow, Newshour in particular, and especially Arnab Goswami for telling us this beezarrest-of-the beezarre story of “Bees-attack” on Behen M. Frankly, the entire script seemed to be a rip-off from some crazy Sci-Fi film!
Just spare a few moments to hear me narrate the story …
Day-1; Act-2
(Day-1; Act-1 is the “act” of garlanding Behen M with the costliest and the heaviest of the garlands ever made by humanity - of many thousands 1000-rupees notes – 5cr. or 50cr.? - nobody has been able to calculate the actual cost of it so far.)
The location is some ground in
Behen M is busy reading out her speech in front of the poorest-of-the-poor Dalit brothers & sisters – non-manuwadis - and suddenly one – and all – hears the buzz of Bees! Thousands of them - as if in a “special appearance” in a comic-tragic film for aam aadmi - all out to attack Behen M! … It could be that those Bees had mistaken the scent of currency in the garland to be that of flowers! Kaagaz-ke-phool, after all, those notes were – devoid of any honey (RBI, please take note of it)! At least that’s the most plausible theory about the Bees' brazen behaviour that I can think of!
Nonchalanty, Behen M continues to read from her speech-page; the security commandos start to get uncomfortable; somebody takes off a nearby-lying table cloth but doesn’t know what to do with it, waiting for Madam’s commands – whether to wrap it around Behen M or …
A few moments pass and the Bees lose all interest in Behen M’s scripted speech and decide to fly away, ending their brief “cameo”. Or may be, they did not find the HQ – Honey Quotient – of Behen M palatable enough! And, Behen M is saved from the manuwadis-sponsored “Drone-attack”! …
Behen M “uninterrupted”: the story continues …
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Day 2: Act-2
Behen M orders a DIG-level probe into a suspected conspiratorial Bees-attack on her. …
The rest of the Media seem to be still abuzz with her Maha-Garland story (Dial M for Mala!) but this beezarrest-of-the beezarre story is aired primetime on the Newshour on Timesnow.
And this is how the nation comes to know of the plight of the poor DIG who is perhaps contemplating to quit his job and also leave his country forever. Because, he knows only too well that if he cannot corroborate Behen M’s conspiracy theory about the “Bees-attack”, he will have to contemplate suicide. … (My stretch of imagination but true nevertheless: it matches with the unedited version of the story which is meant for producer-director’s exclusive viewing only.)
Behen M apparently could not see janta’s-tide turning in her favour with the “Bee-Tide” around.
So, this is the “Bee-tide” story of Behen Mayawati. …
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By the way, do you know why only 1000 rupees notes were used for the garland? Because, their colour matches the colour of Behen M’s clothes – pink! S(h)ame – S(h)ame. …
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Now, while Timesnow – Newshour actually – is debating this beezarrest-of-the-beezarre case, and the anchor Arnab Goswami is fighting his Bee-tears with Suhel Seth on the unfolding of the most comic-tragic drama in the history of politics, and television reporting, I too find myself shedding honey-laced Bee-tears with both of them. At the same time, somewhere on the planet earth, Ripley’s Believe-it-or-not team is secretly viewing the entire episode of the fallout of the conspiratorial “Bees-attack” on Behen M to include in their next edition of collection.
Don’t believe it? Well, you will when Ripley’s next Limited Edition comes out soon.
Till then, all my dear Bees, All Izz Well that Ends in a Honey Well :)
Monday, March 8, 2010
Arnab Goswami: a Monk among Mughals in Media?

When the Times of India – expectedly – launched Timesnow with Arnab Goswami as its Editor-in-Chief and Vice President, honestly, I did not expect it to become the No.1 English news channel within a short span of two (three) years. Also, I did not expect Arnab Goswami to be regarded – and awarded - as the best news anchor so soon, beating the well established ones in the business! And my doubts were well founded, at least that is what I thought in those times.
Those were the times - in 2006, in India - when the English media in television was insurmountably dominated by big players like NDTV and the newly launched CNN-IBN. Prannoy Roy, Barkha Dutt and Rajdeep Sardesai were the undisputed favourites. Though Arnab Goswami enjoyed his “own” position at NDTV, still, for me to think that one day I would become his great admirer – like millions - was unthinkable, in those times.
But that changed soon after.
Going back to the launch of Timesnow days, what was surprising to me was the quiet manner in which it was done. There was no “usual” TOI-style fanfare; no Page-3 kind parties; no advertisement even in TOI! Even thereafter, TOI did not take any particular pains to popularize its channel. Moreover, to my further surprise, the format of the news channel was quite serious in comparison to the “populist-like” approach adopted by TOI – especially for its Delhi Times. Frankly, I simply couldn’t understand the “strategy” behind this “hush-hush” kind of affair. Imagine, the No.1 national daily was introducing its news channel and there was no “news”! It was quite perplexing to me.
But not anymore.
Because, today – perhaps - I understand the “reason” behind the “positioning” of Timesnow, and the Newshour in particular. And, the “reason” is none other than its Editor-in-Chief and Vice President Arnab Goswami.
Here, I am attempting to de-construct - understand - Arnab Goswami.
(You will understand only if you have watched him host the Newshour.)
You do not often come across a news channel chief not having airs around him; you do not often watch a news channel chief not acting powerful and an influencer; you do not often see a news channel chief not exploiting his privileged position; you do not often witness a news channel chief be reticent and shy of networking; you do not regularly hear about the editor-in-chief of TOI’s news channel not willing to be a part of the circus that is so fashionable in today’s times in electronics format: instituting Media awards – say, Timesnow Year Awards! (I wonder if he attends the annual mad bash of Bombay Times!) … . Well, I can go on and on.
In three years of its existence, the most forceful factor that has emerged strongly as the prime cause for Timesnow success is Arnab Goswami. He is not only an anchor par excellence but a remarkably able – and modest - debate moderator as well! His deliberations are genuine and sincere besides being insightful and interesting. He exudes warmth and ease around him though he is straightforward to the point of having it as his trademark style. Hearing him present news and debate them in depth makes one feel a part of Newshour discussions – as if he is sitting with viewers – every viewer - in living room, and discussing as a friend. What is admirable about Arnab is his assertiveness devoid of any apparent aggression, displaying his intense character. He respects his guests – and audience alike – and the same get reflected to him. And, I truly believe that he is going to remain like this forever: deeply rooted.
Now, tell me, what would you call a person as privileged in position as Arnab Goswami but comfortably unaffected – and detached - by his advantaged status, not falling for fame or famous or a Ferrari?
A monk! What else?!
And that is the reason I call Arnab Goswami a Monk - among Mughals in Media!
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Pune Terror Attack: Available Intelligence not Actionable Enough?

Still India kept sleeping. But, why? Nobody knows the answer for sure. Nor is anybody hopeful of getting a credible explanation from the ever-sleepy state government or even the now active Home Ministry.
Without towing the usual line – almost clichéd as far as terror attacks are concerned – of discussions or debates, I want to simply put this point across that when will India acquire a “zero-tolerance” attitude towards terrorism? Like every earlier time post Pakistan-sponsored terror attacks, this time too India is almost muted in voicing its protest. Our country once again is exhibiting its lack of courage in denying the “talking” opportunity – actually cementing our neighbour’s “denial” platform further - to Pakistan which is being paraded in the garb of the so-called resuming of the so-called peace-process-through-dialogues.
India for sure is acting under the US pressure in this regard. My question is: Can’t India hold its stand strongly enough so as not to succumb to any international diplomatic pressures, US’ included, till Pakistan actually “walked its talk” on its fight against terror emanating from within its boundaries? Do we really need to talk to Pakistan, so desperately?
But, then, talk for what?
Haven’t we already talked enough in the past sixty years? Or is it only a charade being put up by India in order to gag the geopolitical hawks – US included – and keep them off its shoulder and in fact keep going with the efforts and pressure on Pakistan for stopping cross-border terrorism?
Even if the answer to the last question is “yes”, my objection is in India getting re-positioned as a “soft” state – and a target for terror, therefore – when it is supposed to be “poised” for superpowerdom. Repeated terror strikes and India’s awfully “soft” and inconsistent responses make it seem hugely vulnerable and highly incompetent for the global leadership role.
Still, the diplomatic pundits in the government want to go ahead with the resumption of the so-called peace talks with Pakistan. Well, I can only say, All The Best. But just remember the GOI: All is not well in India.
On 14th Feb – Valentine’s Day - when the entire world was talking about spreading love, India was battling, once again, the aftermath of yet another terror attack. Unfortunately, India seems to be fast getting used to it. For India, Enough is still not Enough.
God save India.
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I had always wondered – actually wished! – why should The Newshour have only 60 minutes? Today, with its special edition, the Newshour did stretch to 120 minutes and it was a pleasant surprise to see it getting aired on a Sunday evening. But honestly, its millions of dedicated viewers will vouch that we had never wanted our wish to come true in this unfortunate manner, for an unfortunate incident. Nevertheless, the 2-hour debate was comprehensive and incisive, as always, in the true Timesnow tradition!
Friday, February 12, 2010
Black Face; Pink Chaddi next, Mr. Muthalik???

And Muthalik’s public predicament and expected defiance made me think deeper, the devil’s workshop – my mind – at its efficient best! After a Black Face, may be a Pink Chaddi next for Mr. Muthalik?! He forced to wear the Pink Chaddi in the same manner Superman would have preferred! This janta’s gesture would have cemented his desire to be “macho” which he and his men had manifested so unabashedly in Mangalore last year!
Thank you, India, for waking up and standing up to a militant like Muthalik! … Muthalik, Murdabad!