Showing posts with label Mayawati. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mayawati. Show all posts

Friday, October 14, 2011

Body is Maya ...

“Maya” is “Illusion” in English.

“Body is Maya, then why do we obsess about it?” said MF Hussein matter-of-factly in a private conversation with somebody – I am not revealing his name here – who was close to him and is also known to me. The context was the crazy brouhaha over some of his controversial paintings and his leaving his beloved country – India – and taking up a residence in Dubai.

Watching Mayawati unveil her own statues today in a place touted as her “Dream Park” made me recall Hussein Saheb’s words. I wondered, as always, “Why does Mayawati obsess about her own self – her body – so much that she decided to splurge into an extravagant indulgence by installing her own statues?” Own statues!

Own statues!!?

I am not a fan of Mayawati but I admire her for having risen to her current position of becoming the chief minister of the largest state of India and being hailed as one of the most powerful women on this earth. It is anybody’s guess that Mayawati’s political journey must have been immensely challenging. Not only because she is a woman – India is a staunchly patriarchal society – but predominantly because she belonged to a poor Dalit family. (Dalits, the lowest castes - are rarely rich in a deeply caste-biased divided Indian society.) Therefore, to see her repeatedly squander her chances of “doing something” for her folks – I’m talking about the historically oppressed dalits here – even after acquiring a very powerful political position many times and, in the process, also “doing something” for herself about which she is, as evident, clearly obsessed, is hugely disappointing.

It is also not difficult to understand her anatomy as a politician and as an administrator. She must have seen a lot in her life while growing up as a dalit woman. Life must have been pretty difficult, that’s for sure. Thus, now that she has the power - political power is the maximum level of power anybody can attain at least in India - she thinks – in her own insecure way – that she will take “revenge” – revenge from “manuwadis” – non-dalits – by showing to them that she is their boss now! That she cannot be treated like a dalit anymore. Period.

But this is only one side – and the non-acknowledged core – of Mayawati. The other side of her personality – and that is quite glaring – is her behavior like a typical politician. We all know the side-effects of “absolute power”!

The reason Mayawati has been repeatedly voted into power in the otherwise “backward” state of Uttar Pradesh is because its big dalit populace wanted to have somebody of their “own” who would listen to their voice and “do something” for them ultimately, which they so otherwise deserved as humans. To put it simplistically: Mayawati is the manifestation of dalits’ desire to have their share in the state’s polity. But what the dalits of U.P. have got back in the bargain is for everybody to see.

If I were Mayawati, I would have built schools – and hospitals – and would have given them the so deserved quality education opportunities and would have helped my “folks” – by virtue of being their chief minister - become competent enough for the big-bad world! Because, whosoever anybody is today in this world is primarily due to his/her education – leaving aside the very few God-blessed talented ones. In my opinion this is the only way to uplift any oppressed strata of society. The process could have been a bit time consuming but I would have become the catalyst for change. I, as Mayawati, wouldn’t have been required to repeatedly resort to political rhetorics and exorbitantly built Dream Parks. My people would have ensured that my legacy lives on.

I, as Mayawati, would have simultaneously carried along with the “manuwadis” – the non-dalits – and would have cemented my position in the political landscape of my country. I would have ensured that my state became one of the most progressive and I would have felt extremely proud of my achievements. And, by fulfilling my roles and responsibilities as the chief minister of a highly gifted state, I would have paved my road towards the highest political seat of my country. India, with its elaborate spectrum of caste system, would have felt immensely proud of seeing me become the prime minister!

Honestly, if I were in Mayawati’s shoes (I get reminded of Julian Assange!) , I would have readily seized the immense opportunities – political power – bestowed upon me by my people and I would have ensured that “I did” enough to ensure that I were not required to erect my own statues myself; instead, my people would have happily and respectfully felt the need to remember me – after I was done and gone, of course! – by installing my statues…

Ms. Mayawati, if Hussein Saheb were alive today, he would have told you that “Body is Maya; why do you obsess about it?”…

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Behen Mayawati and Bee-tide Story



I don’t know from where to start.

I think I should start by thanking Timesnow, Newshour in particular, and especially Arnab Goswami for telling us this beezarrest-of-the beezarre story of “Bees-attack” on Behen M. Frankly, the entire script seemed to be a rip-off from some crazy Sci-Fi film!

Just spare a few moments to hear me narrate the story

Day-1; Act-2

(Day-1; Act-1 is the “act” of garlanding Behen M with the costliest and the heaviest of the garlands ever made by humanity - of many thousands 1000-rupees notes – 5cr. or 50cr.? - nobody has been able to calculate the actual cost of it so far.)

The location is some ground in Lucknow; the occasion is celebration of 25 years of BSP’s existence; in and around are a couple of million people – all Dalits, perhaps – out there to hear their saviour and pride, Behen M.

Behen M is busy reading out her speech in front of the poorest-of-the-poor Dalit brothers & sisters – non-manuwadis - and suddenly one – and all – hears the buzz of Bees! Thousands of them - as if in a “special appearance” in a comic-tragic film for aam aadmi - all out to attack Behen M! It could be that those Bees had mistaken the scent of currency in the garland to be that of flowers! Kaagaz-ke-phool, after all, those notes were – devoid of any honey (RBI, please take note of it)! At least that’s the most plausible theory about the Bees' brazen behaviour that I can think of!

Nonchalanty, Behen M continues to read from her speech-page; the security commandos start to get uncomfortable; somebody takes off a nearby-lying table cloth but doesn’t know what to do with it, waiting for Madam’s commands – whether to wrap it around Behen M or

A few moments pass and the Bees lose all interest in Behen M’s scripted speech and decide to fly away, ending their brief “cameo”. Or may be, they did not find the HQHoney Quotient – of Behen M palatable enough! And, Behen M is saved from the manuwadis-sponsored “Drone-attack”! …

Behen M “uninterrupted”: the story continues

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Day 2: Act-2

Behen M orders a DIG-level probe into a suspected conspiratorial Bees-attack on her.

The rest of the Media seem to be still abuzz with her Maha-Garland story (Dial M for Mala!) but this beezarrest-of-the beezarre story is aired primetime on the Newshour on Timesnow.

And this is how the nation comes to know of the plight of the poor DIG who is perhaps contemplating to quit his job and also leave his country forever. Because, he knows only too well that if he cannot corroborate Behen M’s conspiracy theory about the “Bees-attack”, he will have to contemplate suicide. (My stretch of imagination but true nevertheless: it matches with the unedited version of the story which is meant for producer-director’s exclusive viewing only.)

Behen M apparently could not see janta’s-tide turning in her favour with the “Bee-Tide” around.

So, this is the “Bee-tide” story of Behen Mayawati. …

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By the way, do you know why only 1000 rupees notes were used for the garland? Because, their colour matches the colour of Behen M’s clothes – pink! S(h)ame – S(h)ame.

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Now, while Timesnow Newshour actually – is debating this beezarrest-of-the-beezarre case, and the anchor Arnab Goswami is fighting his Bee-tears with Suhel Seth on the unfolding of the most comic-tragic drama in the history of politics, and television reporting, I too find myself shedding honey-laced Bee-tears with both of them. At the same time, somewhere on the planet earth, Ripley’s Believe-it-or-not team is secretly viewing the entire episode of the fallout of the conspiratorial “Bees-attack” on Behen M to include in their next edition of collection.

Don’t believe it? Well, you will when Ripley’s next Limited Edition comes out soon.

Till then, all my dear Bees, All Izz Well that Ends in a Honey Well :)