The "I" in BCCI stands for???

Certainly not for “India”. By BCCI’s conduct, the “I” could stand for “Individuals” or "INR" (Indian currency) or simply for “I” (can Ego be written as "Igo"?) but certainly not for “India”.

Incredible! (Or, “I” for “Incredible”?!)

Aahh … hey, that’s not me who is tired but this painful expression is from all our “privileged” cricketers & their controllers (the first “C” in BCCI is for “Control”!). After all, they all have just been through playing hard for days and nights (post match parties!) at the recently concluded IPL extravaganza.

Then there are scores of prior commitments to honour than to simply waste their time trying to safeguard India’s honour at the forthcoming Asian Games. So what if the “I” in BCCI stands for “India”, officially? Well, “I” could also strongly stand for “Illusion”.

Moreover. don’t many of us crib – including the cricketers themselves – that India has started suffering from an overdose of cricket? And don’t we know that when cricketers are around, the other games and players get alienated and isolated? To add to the insult, the Indian Media too focuses exclusively on our god-like creatures called cricketers and completely ignores the lesser of the sports mortals.

Also, why do we place our medals burden on cricket alone? Our nation will survive this time too with one less. After all, what is the guarantee that our esteemed cricket team will bring one? Because, while playing they follow the Gita’s philosophy: "simply play; do not worry about results!" This they displayed gallantly at the T20 WC and are continuing with their belief at the ongoing tri-series at Zimbabwe as well.

In addition, so what if the Indian cricket claims to be at the vanguard of the spread of this sport across the country’s boundaries but is somehow not comfortable keeping its date at the Asian Games? There will be other venues and occasions like IPL events to propagate the game to the world.

Now, do you understand the BCCI’s stance? It is actually in solidarity with all other sports and sportsmen & women that the BCCI has taken this grand stand to not send a team to participate at the forthcoming Asian Games.

Wow! We all must salute the stalwarts governing – controlling! – the Cricket in India! And, all their men who today personify “mummies”! (A “mum” cricketer can be called a “mummy”, no?)

Here, I have a sincere appeal to make to our Media: please do not start a “Campaign” (Times Now Campaign: “Money over Medal?”) yet again against BCCI’s incredible gesture. Instead, initiate a “Crusade” (Arnab Goswami, you listening?) to nominate the big-wigs at the BCCI for Padma awards (If Sant Chatwal can get one, the BCCI’s saints too can do with one!).

Because, deep down in my heart, I truly believe that by attempting to bring them to the Asian Games stadia we would be apparently tempting our cricketing Money Monks (sounds similar to TOI’s “God in Gucci”?!) to the worldly pleasures of materialistic possession: an alluring “metallic” medal. It is one sin we all must avoid indulging into :)

Hey, but you still haven't answered me: “I” in BCCI stands for??? ...

MSD: from Captain Cool to Captain Lost?

“Where’s the party tonight?” kept resonating in everybody's mind while watching IPL-3 matches – viewers’ included! After all, the IPL-3 initially got more publicity - notoriety - for its “famed” post matches parties, gaining equal prominence at par with matches! The tamasha would have carried on but for its own creator’s "mid-match" crisis! Lalit Modi’s midnight tweets revealing Shashi Tharoor’s ‘personal’ interest in the formation of the IPL Kochi team put a "strategic break" in between! And all hell broke loose thereafter!

Here, we need not discuss the aftermath again. Already a lot of time and space – in media and mind – have been devoted to debating the unfolding of the IPL sordid saga.

Today, we discuss the aftermath of India’s debacle in the T20 World Cup. The guns are out for the players, and rightly so. As expected, BCCI is hell bent on deflecting the entire blame on the captain. Mahender Singh Dhoni is receiving the maximum flak for India’s disappointing play.

Well, MSD has proven himself to be the most successful of the cricket captains that India has had so far. His cool demeanour coupled with his supreme control over his team and himself has endeared him to the Indian cricket lovers across all age groups and sections of the society. He is hugely regarded as the Captain Cool by one and all!

Then what went wrong with MSD at the T20 WC? Why did he behave in the manner he did? Why was he seen as being uninterested and casual in his actions and responses? Why was he deemed to have an arrogant body language - very unlike him? Well, why did he give all those silly excuses and attributed his team’s dismal performance to the post match IPL parties? …

The questions are many. And we need to dissect them threadbare. After all, a lot get invested in cricket in India: not only enormous amount of money and time but also deep emotions. It is believed that for an Indian cricket fan, cricket is almost a religion – though I find this clichéd explanation a bit boring.

So, without digressing, let us debate if MSD should be made the fall guy? Should he be seriously reprimanded for his poor captaincy or be removed from the post? Should he be also sacked – rested, as BCCI would like to put it – like a few of the out-of-form senior players?

I say: reprimand him; give him an ultimatum; but do not remove him from the captain’s post. Because, this is not how cricket should be administered in India. And, then how can BCCI shirk all its responsibilities and hold one man – the captain – responsible for the entire fiasco in the Caribbean? Aren’t the officials of the cricket controlling body equally to be blamed for the team’s cheerless show? Isn’t it the BCCI who had planned team India’s itinerary and had scheduled IPL competition so near to the T20 WC? Parties or no parties, the fact remains that players are bound to get fatigued after such a hectic tournament, that too just prior to the T20 WC!

Let us not be unfair to Mahender Singh Dhoni. Though he for sure was out-of-form as far as his manners and actions are concerned in the West Indies, but he remains the best player to lead the team India in future as well. No one else is even closely as capable as MSD to handle the challenges of captaincy. Give him time.

MSD, hope you are listening. Please get back to your original self soon. We cannot afford to have you as the ‘Captain Lost’ for long.

MSD, I am sure you will bounce back as our Captain Cool :)

Mr. Tharoor, your fans are with you, as always!

I started crying the moment I saw the “breaking news” flash on Times Now* and Arnab Goswami* announce: “PM Accepts Resignation”. I simply couldn’t hold back my tears anymore. My last straw was lost.

Watching Shashi Tharoor make those humiliating rounds of PM’s and Sonia Gandhi’s residence trying to explain himself was too much for me to take. A person of his eminence did not deserve this kind of an abrupt and absurd exit. At the same time, frankly, I was very angry with him for foolishly landing himself into such a sordid soup.

How could he completely forget the “lessons” learnt on diplomacy in those exemplary three decades rich career as an established international civil servant? How he could act so naïve about matters of functioning of the Indian political system when, being far away, he could so beautifully understand and write about India? Where did the incredibly intelligent author in him hide during those crucial times of critical decisions making in his just started political career? In fact, I felt he needed “mentoring” more than the Kochi IPL team!

I have not been able to sleep since then. Those horrifying television images are playing in my mind all the time. I am depressed and constantly crying internally. Shashi Tharoor is in my thoughts throughout. That, if I – his fan – could be so disturbed then how enormously devastated he must be feeling now?

Well, you would understand my sentiments if you have been a fan yourself of any person on this earth. I became his fan much before he became minister; my admiration for him - Shashi Tharoor, the author - started many years ago when I started reading his books. Well, those were his UN days as well.

I wasn’t sure if I wanted to share my views on my blog but upon insistence of my Shanghai-based sister, I decided to put them down. Actually, she was equally angry with the unfortunate turn of events against him and asked me to ask the world if it really thought that “Shashi Tharoor was “that” bad a guy? Or, did he become the “fall guy” of his self-created circumstances?”

Therefore, I ask you these questions and urge you to answer them honestly, to yourself: "Is Shashi Tharoor “that” bad a person/politician or did he become a victim of his own silly follies?"

Firstly, let us list down Shashi Tharoor’s “Sins”:

1. He tweeted “cattle class” remark --- a matter of perception-reality conundrum for a public figure; not a crime.

2. He tweeted, again, against his boss’ visa-policy --- avoidable but not a crime.

3. He endorsed Bhikhu Parikh’s views on Jawaharlal Nehru --- well, anybody who has read his “Nehru – Invention of India” would have understood his position that he is in fact a fan of Nehru! Not at all a crime.

4. He called for Saudi Arabia to become an “interlocutor” in Indo-Pak peace talks --- again a case of misinterpretation of the English word. No crime.

5. He got involved into Kochi IPL team formation as a “mentor” and ended up being accused of favouring his close friend - whom he was being talked about marrying soon - with “sweat equity” worth several crores till perpetuity without putting a single rupee into investment --- well, a serious case of political impropriety but certainly not a case of corruption in the real sense of the term.

… But his OSD’s involvement in the team formation amounted to unethical use of his office for furthering personal gains. --- Though not a crime but merited serious considerations for enquiry and actions thereafter, if deemed dubious.

Now, let us put down – in brief – the “Sins” of an average Indian politician, which we have in hordes in the Parliament!

1. Billions stashed in Swiss banks! --- a serious crime – punishable.

2. Involvement in scams worth crores and crores of rupees --- a serious crime – punishable.

3. Accused of murders --- an even more serious crime – punishable.

4. Rapes charges against them --- a serious crime – punishable.

5. Cases of kidnappings filed against them --- a serious crime – punishable.

6. Inciting riots through divisive politics --- a serious crime – punishable.

7. Illegal misuse of public money for personal advancements like self-statue building, bribery, etc. etc. --- a serious crime – punishable.

8. Etc. etc. etc. --- all serious crimes – punishable under Constitution of India.

Well, now that we have done a comparative chart of “Sins” of Shashi Tharoor versus that of an average Indian Politician, therefore, under IPC – Indian Political Code – if Shashi Tharoor should “go”, then the latter should go to gallows!

Also, please tell me if I am wrong in wasting my tears over a “tainted” ex-minister?

No, not at all. I am proud to be Shashi Tharoor’s fan - the person and especially Shashi Tharoor, the author - and promise to be by his side in his good as well as not so good times because I believe in him.

I also have this strong belief that he will bounce back soon after having learnt from his silly mistakes and will shine on the otherwise murky political landscape of Indian politics. Perhaps he was - is - passing through a bad phase in his life when - like it happens with everyone - nothing seems to be going right.

We need to give him time and space – for introspection and gathering himself together. His family and friends and fans are with him. May God be with him in form of wisdom and strength and peace.

All will be well, Mr. Tharoor :)

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* : Media was simply doing its job sincerely. And I hugely respect it for its work.